My funny Army checkup

I just had to write this short and funny blog in case I forgot.

When I had to enlist for the NS, all of us had to go to Dempsey Road for our Medical Check up.

The things they ask us to do for this check up is always the butt of jokes for all the female population.

We had to check our weight, and as you remember I was a very skinny boy, and always the male nurses will give me a stare and a shake of the head when they read my weight.

The they checked our eyesight. It seems ridiculous for us short -sighted guys to take out our glasses to read the number on the wall. Of course we will not see anything, yet they say things like when do you see. Dumb right!!!

Well then came the part where all of us have to strip to our underwear only. No shyness now.
I don't know why but always at this part of the building - the old female officers - will always walk into here to look at us. Must be very deprived that they had to look at 18 years boys with only their underwear on., Must have given them many sore eyes...Ha Ha !!

Then we were asked to go into to see the MO (Medical Officer) in twos. I went in with one guy - who look like your typical Ah-Beng. We were then asked to take off our underwear in front of the MO and then asked the most embarassing thing in your life. Cough and then jump with your male jewels in front of not just the MO but maybe 3-4 medical male NS guys. Must be they highlights of the day.
Well, the Ah Beng, took off his underwear, and hold and behold, his bush there was dyed blond. Everyone bust out laughing and to embarassed him even more as some of the guys called their friends to come in and see the yellow - Cock hair . I will never forget the look on the Ah Bengs face. He was like a naked monkey in a shop window. The MO didn't know what to do but told him to dye it back to black.

Must the funniest check up then. But they are even more funny ones I witnessed when I was doing my NS. But will mention them later ................